THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
Thou shalt not unfollow.
friend:
who's the gay looking one from one direction?
me:
you're gonna have to be more specific
What most people say:
Fuck, 15 minutes of trailers, this is bullshit
What I think:
OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
What I say:
Yo, that looks good.
And I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I III I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I will always love you yoUUUUU U U U U U U U U U U U UUUUUUUUUUUU U U U U U U U U U U U UU
girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:
i know
girl:
i love you
boyfriend:
i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:
where is my boyfriend
dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:
what
friend:
you should've come with us!
me:
an invitation might have helped
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
using my mom's/dad's money:
im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money:
$2? maybe that's too much..
